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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Blinded by the light

Apollo is due at 08:30. He will start the process of providing us some privacy by fitting blinds at all of the side and rear windows. It will probably take him most of the day, but the Gorse Fox is fairly certain he will do a good job (compared to some of the fittings done by other suppliers in neighbouring houses. 

Yesterday's football went well, though the Gorse Fox only managed one goal. Next week we have a competitive match against against a team from Littlehampton. That should be a bit of a blast.

We also heard that the Coventry Hobbit had tried to defy the laws of physics and experimented with the effects of trying to destroy road surface with human tissue whilst try to see if a moped could defy the laws of gravity. Empirically, it is now clear that roads and their bordering vegetation tend to deal with the impact of a human head and appendages rather better than the aforementioned collection of tissue (what we used to refer to as wetware). We wish him a very speedy recovery, and trust that he is not too much discomfort. I guess this tarmac surgery will merely add to his rugged good looks!

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